When Irish Spring announced the “Gamer Shower” on April 1st, we assumed it was a hoax. Everyone knows that gamers don’t bathe and whatnot. But it turns out the 2-in-1 body wash company actually made an elaborate shower for gamers, complete with a gaming massage chair, giant TVs, and thankfully soap.
Now I always enjoy hygiene. And on the rare occasion that I visit a GameStop, I’m guaranteed to complain about players’ unwashed armpits and wrinkles. But Irish Spring has created something that defies the laws of nature, which disturbs me a bit. Playing while bathing is in a Plexiglas capsule organic dome-Level weird – well if it gets players trying soap I shouldn’t complain.
— Irish Spring (@IrishSpring) April 4, 2022
Irish Spring sent us a video of a clothed Gamer, dubbed FaZe Santana, tests the shower in Mexico. He seemed to enjoy gaming on the three ultra-wide monitors hanging over the shower like bait. Or hey, maybe the fumes of the Irish spring got to his head.
The only thing missing from the shower, as far as I can tell, is a gamer’s washcloth. The name “Gamer Shower” is also somewhat misleading. This is more of a bubble bath than a shower. But hey, if you’re a gamer, a bubble bath is better than nothing.
We don’t know if Irish Spring’s gamer shower will ever go on sale. Still, you can probably build one in your bathtub if you have an extra gaming chair and some VESA mounts laying around.
Source: Irish Spring
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